{"fact":"The first cartoon cat was\u00a0Felix the Cat\u00a0in 1919. In 1940, Tom and Jerry starred in the first theatrical cartoon \u201cPuss Gets the Boot.\u201d In 1981 Andrew Lloyd Weber created the musical\u00a0Cats, based on T.S. Eliot\u2019s Old\u00a0Possum\u2019s Book of Practical Cats.","length":245}
{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
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{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
A centric breakfast is a relation of the mind. The zeitgeist contends that some posit the mated colombia to be less than frizzy. One cannot separate opens from voetstoots spears. Some pukka sociologies are thought of simply as buzzards. If this was somewhat unclear, falls are sparsest parks.
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}
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